PSA: LADIES, invest in YOURSELVES!

I initially was gonna entitle this BLACK females get ya shit together BUT... Today i saw abt 3 other ethnicities tht looked utterly ratchet and have revised my pointers to include ALL females, because every society is carried on tha backs and in tha wombs of its women and we are severely underappreciated.

#1-shave. I'm not saying you gotta removed all tha hair on your body, but PLEASE ladies... In the name of little baby jesus &lebron james, shave your armpits and legs! I mean if you like your vag to look like a baby kitten then so be it, because i cant see it &haven't tha slightest inclination to do so. But it's gross for you to have longer armpit hairs than your man &for your legs to look like you got wool knit socks year-round!

#2-skin care. Ladies, please exfoliate. If you dont knw what that means, google it &then begin. Immediately! Get shower gel w/ tha little exfoliating beads, a facial scrub and pumice for your feet. Your skin is an organ. Since it's constantly exposed to tha sun, it dries out and your basically walked around with dead skin cells on tha surface. Those dead cells can clog your pores, along with dirt, oil &sweat and you end up looking like "who shot john &forgot to kill him!" exfoliating lifts and removes dead skin and reveals tha soft new skin underneath &it also allows your skin to breath &soak up tha moisturizers in your lotion, baby oil gel or whtevr you use to keep your skin from looking like fish scales! Use sunscreen. black, white, indian, piganese. Skin cancer does NOT discriminate. PLEASE..love your skin!

#3-hair! - lord, please help me with this one! Ladies, yall need to either go ahead and cut it all off (it's hair, if kept healthy, it'll grow bck!), get sum braids (age-approriate), weave it up...whtev! Just go ahead &pay somebody to do your hair! Please dont walk around with your hair coarse as hell, with silky yaki tracks &have tha AUDACITY to do curl tha weave &hair flip on another female! C'mon! Get it together. Yall really be cheating yourselves when yall want to cut tha necessary corners, just becuz you dnt want to pay somebody. I'm not saying you have to spends ridiculous amounts of money on your hair, but i've seen too many females w/ cute faces &jst look atrotious bcuz her hair ain fix...

#4- fashion. You KNOW you're body. You know what's comfy on you. When you go shopping, it is the associates job in tha store to assist you with your purchase. Ask them for YOUR size. Not tha size you USED to be or "gettin ready already supposed" be. If you're plus sized, boo. You gotta shop where tha plus-sizes are! They make fantabulous clothes for women of tha big persuasion! They make professional, special occasion, formal, casual and appropriate club clothes for all HUMAN sizes. If you're tha size of a baby elephant then you need medical attention &should be focusing on your health more so than trying to squeeze your asses into some leather footless leggings. Please &thanks. Good quality clothes are not usually cheap in department stores. Save your money up &buy good quality clothes (not gonna name drop because yall know what will fall apart in tha wash &wht will stay tha same color &size after 1, 5 or even 20 wears/washes.) &if you absolutely cannot afford brand new good quality clothes, find consignment or thrift stores in your area. Good clothes at LESS than reasonable prices! But most importantly, find what fits your body structure, shape and what compliments your assets. Find clothes that you are comfortable and confident in that expresses your individual style but doesn't make you look like you escaped from prison and that was all you could find.

Invest in yourself, ladies. You will not find happiness, if you are not, first, happy with yourself &that includes physical appearance.

Pce.
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