PLAY. YOUR. ROLE. shiiiiiiit...

i dunno if this shit be bothering yall, or if i'm just so fucking hypersensitive that i just get this vibe from almost everyone that comes to me with their problems. It seems to be a fucking PANDEMIC... niggas need to play their damn ROLES. don't try to save a hoe, when you're tha "fuck buddy." don't be trying to act all nonchalant, when you're tha "live-in boyfriend." UGH!

this shit is REALLY beginnning to piss me tha fuck off. There are a few DISTINCTIVE roles when interacting with a member of tha opposite sex [non-related.] There's significant other [gf, or bf.], fuck friend [only purposes are mild conversation and intense sexual intercourse, as seldom or as often as the RANGleader would like. usually tha girl..] friend, [it is EXACTLY that. a FRIENDship. nothing MORE. and NEVER anything LESS.], and stuckfriend [a general term, i use to describe tha horrid BM/BD relationship]...&tha OTHER woman/man [you already know.]

I'll explain EXACTLY what you should be doing if you ever find yourself in any of tha aforementioned categories and highlight how yall be FUCKING upppppp! [of course, this is from a female's point of view, but i'm sure some niggas gonna be able to feel me...cuz this shit is REAL!]

Significant Other- You're supposed to be THE best friend. there should be trust and respect from both people with an uncanny amount of understanding for each other's strengths, weaknesses and personality.
.....FUCK UP: when there's an argument or disagreement. niggas [not specifically males, just niggas meaning ppl..] like to act like they don't care. they want to act nonchalant and try to see who'll cave first. like, nigga. c'mon. if i'm supposed to be your girl/nigga then shit, we should be able to have a discussion and share opinions without motherfucking playing that 'tit for tat' bullshit. GROW UP! like, seriously. OR...yall cheat. start fucking other bitches like yall were just "fuck friends" not "significant others." ---idiots! play YOUR FUCKING ROLE, nigga. shit.

Fuck Friend - Firstly, EVERYONE needs to have at least one of these in their lifetime in order to get your freakiness together for whomever you end up being with. See, your fuck friend is there for you to just LET LOOSE sexually. you don't have to worry about obligations, appearances, responsibilites or commitments. [but i STRONGLY advise you to have an understanding with this friend that, yall gotta communicate about sexual history and other partners cuz we don't want nothing flaring up and shit. LITERALLY.] but after that's taken care of...it's SMOOTH sailing! until this nigga wanna... FUCK UP: when either party catches FEELINGS and starts trying to act like a significant other. like you got some kinda obligations to them. nigga, when i call, all i'm trying to do is fuck. i'm not trying to got damn, cuddle or talk about weather and shit. some bitches need to warm up and shit, but when i call, i'm ALREADY horny, so i don't need to have a conversation. shit! but yall wanna go to tha movies, or get mad when i find somebody that i wanna potential date or some shit. FUCK. PLAY YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ROLE, NIGGGGGA. SHIIIIIIIITTTTT!

Friend - Lots of ppl firmly believe that women and men can't be friends. but shit, one of my BEST FRIENDS FOR FUCKING LIFE is a guy and i wouldn't change that for tha ENTIRE WORLD. ever! ---friends are there to comfort and advise. converse, chill, party, laugh, cry...devulge, create, disagree, discuss and love. Friendship is the most beautiful thing in tha entire world, it's right up there, with childbirth and faith and i would never trade any of my TRUE friendships for anything. i only have a few...and they haven't fucked up yet. they play their roles and i GREATLY appreciate it. :)

Stuckfriend - Once you and you're BM/BD have decided that yall aren't gonna be together then, that's it. She/He is now your stuckfriend...and i say friend because no matter however long it takes, if yall are smart and prosperous people yall gonna come to some consensus on how things should be. but anyway, yall role is to gotdamn TAKE CARE OF THA MOTHERFUCKING BABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYY! like, that's it! BUT NOOO, NIGGAS ALWAYS GOTTA FUCK UP: no, questions. no gotdamn, interrogations. nigga, if you ain talking about tha baby, then don't ask me what i'm doing, who i'm with. it' s NONE of your business. you had ample opportunity to gotdamn be in ANY of tha other categories, but you FUCKED ALLLLL of 'em up and now you're a gotdamn stuckfriend. play your ROLE. don't try to get back w/ him or her. don't try to smooth shit over ...just let tha past be tha past. accept what is NOW, and move tha fuck on with your life. like seriously. it's ...quite... necessary.

*The reason I know that there is a place and position in our lives for everyone we meet is because i've heard NUMEROUS stories about back in tha day when men and women had 15-20 kids ...having 2 separate families. ain nobody died. everybody got fed, why? cuz these bitches played their role. tha other woman/BM didn't try to impede and shit on tha significant other and her kids. The fuck friend/BD didn't try to wisk tha housewife/mother of 8 off to some carribean island in attempts to woo her. shit, marriages lasted longer, though things were fucked up and old people have hideous ways of coping and processing relationships and family, they played their motherfucking roles. like, fo'real.

*i also didn't include married couples, because either they crash and burn or turn into a fucking orgy. gross. if you marry someone, they'd better be from tha friend category. NO fuck ups, there. did you notice?

:)